Oh brother!

Scanning the radio on the way home from school, I landed on the Dennis Miller show.  Miller was complaining of pork-barrel spending, citing specifically a roughly $900,000 disc golf course proposal from Austin Texas.  

I understand why Dennis would be mad, but you have to think of the externalities; disc golf courses serve as well-needed concentration camps for "bros."  Bros have been needlessly harming America, nay, the world ever since hacky sack encouraged the first sandal-clad dudes to stop listening to Pearl Jam and start blaring "DMB," "Widespread," and "JBT."  Bros LOVE acronyms and suck in other ways too:

1)  Bros wash their hair less than they should.

2)  Bros ruined Frisbee for the rest of us, who must fear guilt by association.

3)  Bros adore the Earth, despite the fact that the Earth clearly abhors bros http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_GoOS1UV9g.

4)  Bros laugh while others' tents blow away (or should I say bro away).

5)  Bros carry a Frisbee to college classes, drastically decreasing attendance rates as "normals" scramble to avoid the blatant bro-havior.

6)  Bros used to think adding "bro" to words was funny until normals started poking fun.

7)  One time a bro said these words to me..."Will you hand me that 'bee? (bro talk for Frisbee)?  Preesh (I appreciate it)."  I will not sit idly by why such word-shortening runs rampant.

8)  Bros still exist, despite years of evolution.

Other than supporting the novelty flying disc industry, bros do nothing but stink up the planet. It's time that we build disc golf courses and throw down fly paper at Bonarroo to slow these menaces.  Let's make the bail-out a bro-out.

"Caution..."

How much money could be saved if USA stopped putting a "Caution Bridge May Ice in Winter" sign at every bridge in the country.  Firstly, we should all know that bridges may ice in winter and I'd like to add that bridges may also ice in Fall or Spring.  

Patriotism, Racism, and Sports mania

Bias is obvious when it comes to something like sports.  The referees normally seem to be giving your team a bad shake.  Gather a group of friends together and let the referees have it.  Just to illustrate a point, I bet you can't easily remember the last time your favorite team got a huge break from a referee, but I wager that you can rattle off a book or two about the times your team got shafted.

Why is this?  Clearly, we have a tough time thinking clearly when we enter a situation with a bias.  As a budding economist, it's my duty to try and ignore such bias.  

It seems obvious to me that a bias for your favorite sports team is similar to patriotism and even racism.  

There is no obvious reason why you like your favorite team, I'm guessing.  Mine, the Atlanta Hawks, has been terrible for years, and generally a disappointment to me.  What makes them MY team however, is not success, but familiarity.  

For this same reason, we love our country, even if it has been unsuccesful or implemented  policies that are against our beliefs.  I've been friends with countless internationals, and it seems that each person feels that their home country is the best country in the world.  American's are quick to blaim terrorism on jealousy, which is incredible naievety, considering that other developed countries are targeted much less frequently.

Racism is a similar problem.  Millions laughed at the black man who had become a white supremacist on the Chapelle Show, becuase of how rare an event this would be.  We tend to dislike people that are different (unfamiliar).  

In many, if not all, countries of the world, you are chastised for not "loving your country."  In some countries, speaking poorly of the government is enough to get you executed.  I am often lambasted for choosing not to vote in elections.  I've asked many why I should feel the need to vote.  Typical responses are:  "Millions have died for your right to vote."  "If you love your country, you will vote."  etc.  Responses such as "I don't feel like it" or "I'm busy" seem to infuriate most Americans.  However, if I choose to evade taxes, others chuckle.  People like to rally around something in order to gain emotional satisfaction.  This is the same for a country, a sports team, or a race.

Patriotism leads to war and a general quagmire of misunderstanding and hate.  I would love to say that these problems should be adressed, but feel that evolutionarily, it is a pack behavior phenomenon.  Maybe we will always be (on average), racist, patriotic, and homers.

Why?

I'm struck by a lot of strange things that I observe around me, as we all are.  However, I have never had much incentive to chronicle any of these thoughts.  However, as an economist-in-the-making I feel that recording some of these thoughts may be useful for any future researh/writing I may choose to do.  

The writings on here will have little to with my current moods/feelings/actions, but will likely be a list of things that I feel make little sense or theoretical improvements that I think I have formulated.  Sometimes it will probably be bullshit.  If nothing else, I hope it can be interesting to read some of my ideas.  I will keep things concise, because brevity is underappreciated, in my book.